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What do you do when you see?
an actual living person* who looks exactly like your avatar, and yet they don't turn you on in the least?
*they were on tv, so I assumed they were real.
BQ: do you think I should wear a Elvira or Elvis wig till my hair grows back - I mean, for Halloween?
I'd be thrilled and in awe; this person would look like some kind of hindu goddess. Would they turn me on? All that silky fur, all those little pink tongues and all those swishy tails.... hmm, difficult to say......
I'd go with Elvis. As would most of the female population of this planet. And some of the male.
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